About Me
WELCOME TO RSA!! ( RED SOX ANONYMOUS)
My name is Chris and I am a Red Sox fan!
(2:9) And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
(2:10) And the LORD did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chunks of oatmeal and bananas and raisins and koalas and blueberries.
SKIP A BIT BROTHER
(2:15) So Saint Attila raised his voice to the LORD, saying, "O LORD, tell me, thy servant, how to use this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy."
(2:16) And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
(2:17) "Then, shalt thou count to three; no more, no less.
(2:18) "Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
(2:19) "Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
(2:20) "Five is Right Out.
(2:22) "Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
(2:22) " Namen"
(2:23) Right.."One...Two...Five." "Three, Sir." "THREE!"
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To be Red Sox fan means that your loyal even when the loyalty is tested. It means that we are all in it together. That we have no time for the prima donna. And less for the over paid. We know how fast it can all change, and how important patience is. That sooner or later if you "believe" the sun will shine. That words like heart, faith, and love are spoken in many languages, and that nothing comes before friends and family. That Fenway belongs to all of us, and while you certainly can live, and breathe all the other sports. You can taste baseball. To be a Red Sox fan is to.... well, to be in love.
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