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Oh yeah! It's time for The Ladies' Man!
MarylandBeingMaryland: Yeah. All right. Yeah, what's happenin'? What's happening? Good day, everybody, and welcome to “The Ladies' Man”! The Sawxheads loveline with all the right responses to your romantic queries! I'm MarylandBeingMaryland, how you all doin'? Yeah? Good. That's good. I am doing all right. You see, I got my bottle of Courvoisier right here. Oh yeah! And of course, I got my Sawxheads.com membership card right here! That's right!
Because today’s Sawxheads blog is my very special “Bid All You Special Ladies Adieu” edition. Yes, all this “Beta” jive has finally got me packing my bags. Damn, and here I thought a “VHS” edition of Sawxheads.com might do the trick. If you know what I'm sayin', and I think you do!
So uh, now let's get into my grand farewell, uh, take some calls, all right? So...go ahead, Sawxheads Baby #1, you got “The Ladies' Man.”
Sawxheads Baby #1: H - hey, hello, Ladies' Man. I'm gonna delete my Sawxheads profile ‘cause some peps are saying the site is all changed and whatnot.
MarylandBeingMaryland: Well, yeah, I understand. Um...I mean, everything you read here is the truth and nothing but the truth.
Sawxheads Baby #1: No!...No, it’s not that I think that, it’s just I can’t imagine a world where change happens.
MarylandBeingMaryland: Oh, okay, I see now. Well, plenty other change-adverse folks have already bailed from Sawxheads. I’m sure you all will be just fine, even though NOTHING on Sawxheads has changed yet, living in your little constant no-change world.
MarylandBeingMaryland: Next caller...[takes a sip of Courvoisier]
Sawxheads Baby #2: Hi, Ladies' Man.
MarylandBeingMaryland: Ooh! It's another lady!
Sawxheads Baby #2: Ladies' Man, I get lonely just thinking about you not being on Sawxheads anymore. I just can’t bear the thought of it.
MarylandBeingMaryland: Mmm...
Sawxheads Baby #2: I just don’t understand why you are leaving Sawxheads….
MarylandBeingMaryland: Well, it’s easy – Many fine young babies just like yourself are leaving, so, what’s left here for me?
Sawxheads Baby #2: Oh, no! So, if we beg, REALLY BEG, and maybe plead a little, will you think about staying?
MarylandBeingMaryland: Oh, well, I don’t know, I just don’t. Let me ask you a question, um...do you actually talk to people in person, or just on the ‘net?
Sawxheads Baby #2: Well, just mostly on the ‘net I guess.
MarylandBeingMaryland: Well, that is wonderful because you qualify to participate in my start-up website “The Ladies Man Home for Quitting Sawxheads Babies.” Of course, this start up won’t take long because creating websites is easy as well as totally free.
Sawxheads Baby #2: Oh Ladies Man, thank you so very much for allowing me to join you on your new website. But, where will all folks who canceled their Sawxheads.com profiles land?
MarylandBeingMaryland: Oh baby baby – That’s the thing, they are still here!! They just created other profiles. You know, the same one’s where they beg themselves to stay. It’s all the rage!!
MarylandBeingMaryland: Ok, time for one more Baby call.
Sawxheads Baby #3: So Ladies Man, are you leaving or not? I ain’t too proud to beg, please stay Ladies Man.
MarylandBeingMaryland: Oh now, well, don't beg me – It doesn’t suit you. I’ll use one of my 9 other profiles to email you the password for the new “The Ladies Man Home for Quitting Sawxheads Babies” site. I’ll see ya there; just bring a bottle of Courvoisier. Sorry, choking up a little, my Sawxheads family was so important...because...
Sawxheads Baby #3: Ladies' Man, are you all right?
MarylandBeingMaryland: Yeah, I'm all right. It's just that, you know, you reminded me of the day when Sawxheads was so family friendly, with no name calling, no hatin’.
So anyway, to make a long story short, and to answer your question...um, I think you should not cancel your Sawxheads profile.
Sawxheads Baby #3: What?!
MarylandBeingMaryland: I'm sorry, yeah, don’t cancel it. This “VHS” Tru Media site will work out just fine, trust me Baby Baby. Anyway, I forgot what we were talkin' about here. I have no idea. But I'm sure that that answer will suffice. I better...I better take another call...
-MarylandBeingMaryland
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