If you've been around Sawxheads for any length of time, you have seen the following comments many, many times. But for those of you new to our little website...I thought this may help you interpret Sawxspeak. Here are some of the more well-used, infamous comments that you will see here. The comments do get rather personal at times. but don't take it to heart...this is what they really mean...(hey, after all...what goes around comes around.)
"PINK HAT" "I disagree with you."
"BANDWAGONER" "I STILL disagree with you."
"I CRIED IN '86" I'm 30 now and I still sleep with the light on."
"OLD HAG" " I hate my mommy for not protecting me from my abusive daddy and I'm taking it out on you."
'MARY" "I am strangely attracted to you."
'YOU WEAR A GUN ON YOUR HIP." "I have penis envy and I can't stop staring at your gun."
"I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR CLEAVAGE IN YOUR PROFILE PIC" "I STILL have penis envy."
"YOU HAVE ONLY HOT LOOKING WOMEN IN YOUR FRIENDS LIST" "I have hit on them all and they've blown me off -and that makes me very jealous."
'THIS IS NOT A DATING SITE" *See above
"FRIEND" "I hate you and think your an asshole."
"THIS IS A BASEBALL ONLY SITE" "I try to enforce the *rules* but I do not follow them."
'HATER" "I can see you will NEVER agree with me."
'I WOULD STILL TAKE TEIXIERA OVER LOWELL" or 'WHO WOULD BE THE FIRST TO HAVE *RELATIONS* WITH A DONKEY, TEIXIERA OR...?" "I speak out of both sides of my mouth."
'SWEETHEART" "I talk down to women, but hey, that's just how I roll.
"I DOWNVOTE FOR SELFLESS SELF-PROMOTION" "Hey wanna buy a T-shirt anyone"?
"IF YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AND COULDN'T HAVE LIVED THROUGH THE HARD TIMES, YOU GET A REPRIEVE." "I decide who is and who is not a true fan."
"THAT WOMAN NEEDS TO LEARN HER PLACE AROUND HERE" Oops, looks like that's not happening anytime soon! Sorry Charlie.
Rocky that comment was totally uncalled for. Yank your Dick outta your Pal KY's Mouth or Ass or whatever other hole you have maneuvered and "stuck" your limp noodle in ... then we'll "talk" you shameless SOB. This WAS a really funny blog until Rocky and his Puppet showed, or is it the other way around? Whatever, I was laughing and enjoying this but NOW it’s getting personal. Bashing a “Hippieâ€. The ignorance being spewed just baffles me. Ms Jude and I lived it. That’s what surprises me Rocky and KY, You did too. Were we on another planet? IGNORANT! There’s no other word for the people like you, who lived at and through that time, mouthing off like you do. I’ve lived through it too. That doesn’t really matter here BUT PLEASE... EVERYBODY, don't believe everything yah read in the dictionary or watch on History Channel pertaining to "Hippies" Because it's an "altered" perception. Back then we used to watch Everynight at 1800 on CBS/ABC/NBC News, the body bags being unloaded off planes while we ate our petrified Mac 'n' cheese with a side of meatloaf or if unfortunate, TV dinners. With an added PLUS...an interview with the daily Shell Shocked Kid Grunt, nice and dirty, bloody after his fresh clean KILL !!! Now .... ummmmmmmmm sure Looks to me that "Tin Soldiers and Nixon's Coming" are REAL. But DANG IT !!! We've come ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG way Baby !!!! Huh?? Fur Sure Duuuuuuuude. I am not laughing anymore. OK OK OK ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!! EVERYBODY take a DEEP Breath and now let’s all show RESPECT. Time to Play Ball !!! LET’S GO RED SOX !!! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM LET’S GO RED SOX !!!!!
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Uprate the blog. Downrate most of the comments. Great unity among Sox fans. (barfs) Go fight with some Yankee fans! Rocky-you sir-are pathetic. Do us all a favor and drive that heap off a cliff!
05/03/2009 11:55 AM
wow -I had to log off to read the comments by someone I have blocked. YIKES! lets *try* to stay on topic. I mean... Are we seriously at the point where making fun of women being abused is funny? Maybe there really is a good reason that there is a blocking feature on this site. ummm..oh yeah - LGRS (remember!!??!)
05/02/2009 10:22 PM
Hey Rocky you take your meds and shut up-you're living in a fantasy land...some people work for a living and have families and don't revolve their lives around you.
05/02/2009 9:37 PM
I think pink hate originated from the girls going gaga over Ellsbury and what not. A rookie that has such a following because he is soooooooooooooooooooo dreamy...PATHETIC! As much as I do not agree with the moralality of it, there money is as good as John Henry's when it comes to paying for merchandise (which pays for players) and our stadium being the second smallest in the bigs we need as much help keeping the revenue flowing. ...View More...View Less
Sincerely though, a fan isn't exclusive to any gender. There are some very smart women here who know their stuff and could go toe to toe with anyone. So it would be unfair to discredit any of them merely by the color of their hat.
05/02/2009 11:48 AM
Verrrrrrrry funny, Jude and... um.. amazingly accurate! LOL!!! Hey can I have your gun? I hear you won't be needing it any more now that "hippie" has been defined. Btw, since when does a pacifist mean you can't own a gun? Hey, that's what bucking the establishment is all about! DOING YOUR OWN THANG! You keep doing it, Jude!
05/01/2009 7:44 PM
Rodney King is on the line and was wondering "can't we all just get along"? I do beleive that very recently it was stated that Mike Lowell's batting average was higher than Teixeira's. Youk does a fine job at first and really wouldn't want anyone else there.
05/01/2009 6:21 PM
Maryland is always touting how unintelligent someone is...GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE! You may have a high IQ, but that doesn't make you Smart and you don't know jack sh*&t about Baseball!
05/01/2009 5:29 PM
mountain lions, bears, rattlers javelinas...seen em all city boy. I've never shot anything in my life...I don't even kill bugs-but I ain't going in the desert unprotected. Are you for real?
05/01/2009 4:13 PM
in case you didnt read yesterday...
"hip·pie
Variant(s):
or hip·py \ˈhi-pē\
Function:
noun
Inflected Form(s):
plural hippies
Etymology:
4hip + -ie
Date:
1965
: a usually young person who rejects the mores of established society (as by dressing unconventionally or favoring communal living) and advocates a nonviolent ethic." So how is it that you advocate a nonviolent ethic while carrying that gun of yours? This is not Nam, the desert you live in is not a war zone. ...View More...View Less
You have been trying too damn hard all afternoon long...you know it, we ALL know it...but for the sake of my own pure enjoyment I have let it go. Maybe YOU should come up with something meaningful...since I don't believe that you ever have, since you joined this site at least.
05/01/2009 4:09 PM
You're trying too hard now K-Flub, you know it, we all know it. You can't deal with what's been shoved directly into your smug little insolent punk face today. Don't pretend to think that's not the case. So, go have an early dinner or something and come back with something somewhat meaningful. I'll check in later -- Make me, heck, make US, proud.
05/01/2009 4:06 PM
um... I hate to inform you but...a lot of hippies fought in Nam and they carried guns...ya wanna dispute that? And really -still with the "gun" envy?
05/01/2009 4:03 PM
Wow Nick..you are what you say you are? Is that possible? There MUST be something socially wrong with that! What you have to do is pretend to be something that you are not, and be sure to act completely opposite of what you say you are...THAT is how to live your life! Ain't that right Mr and Mrs Mary?
05/01/2009 4:01 PM
So whats the word for old lady with a big chip on her shoulder? Hippies dont carry guns, NEVER HAVE, NEVER WILL! Youre not a hippie there old Jude. I am an asshole, that tells people exactly what I think of them. At least I know what I am...
05/01/2009 3:59 PM
OR, to that stupid slugfest thing he apparently proposed recently. Real intellectual food....What's next, how much Play-Doh can I eat and still not get sick?
05/01/2009 3:48 PM
Why do you care that someone comments so badly, Mary? It isn't bothering me a bit...you must really like me and care about me if it bothers you that much! Thanks man, I appreciate it, but I don't swing that way...
05/01/2009 3:47 PM
You forgot this one: "...just an ol' peace lovin' hippie from way back when", which means "I run my mouth as much if not more than anyone else on here, and I spout off about "my" ideals but practice the exact opposite of what I say.
05/01/2009 3:42 PM
but I didn't vote at all...and you said "I downvote for shameless self promotion"...when I didn't vote at all. I think that maybe you should head out into the desert with that pistol...take Mary with you.
05/01/2009 3:32 PM
I do get it Jude...and what I used were quotes from Maryland as well...and there was no "downvote" for "shamless self promotion"...check your sources before you claim things to be actual quotes.
05/01/2009 3:27 PM
who the hell cares about the top contributors...I blog because I like doing it...you should try it some time instead of just running your mouth with no original thoughts or creativity of your own.
05/01/2009 3:24 PM
Wait, what did I say to "Love" that has anything to do with dictating how to be a fan?? I gave her my opinion on the Lowell/Teixeira thing and that is all...Jude talk about Nick spinning things to increase his argument, but that is pretty much what you just did. Oh and Jude, you forgot a couple of definitions "K-Flub: Not only am I attracted to you, but you keep denying my friend requests because you are afraid that I will end up trying to jack off to your pictures" and "moron": what people use when they have been defeated and have nothing else to offer to the argument". ...View More...View Less
Better ask K-Flub if it's OK to remove the baseball from the playground. He is afterall the ALL KNOWING Sox expert around these parts....
05/01/2009 3:17 PM
Ohh Maryland, I'm sorry! I'll just take my ball and go play elsewhere ~pouting, turning around, hanging head down, walking away slowly~ Ahhhh f*&k it! I never did understand playground rules! LOL!
05/01/2009 3:13 PM
hahaha this is hilarious!!! I'm starting to learn my way around this site, but this is defnitely helpful for me to decode a few things I just don't get...thanks for posting!
05/01/2009 2:57 PM
Love The Sox -- C'mon, take your logical concise arguments and beat it! This is no place for that. Don't ya know, this is K-Flubs venue for letting everyone know what is and is not the proper and correct way to be a Sox fan. Geez....I mean when he's not flooding the blog pages in an effort to move up the Top Contributors list or shilling his T-shirts here.
05/01/2009 2:22 PM
Again, I am fine with us having Mike Lowell...Teixeira is a Yank now so by default, I hate him. He WOULD have been an upgrade and you can't convince me otherwise. I do realize that he certainly does not suck, but he is certainly not as good as Teixeira...Teix is a gold glove first basemen who brings a substantail amount more offense...no harm in talking about it, but again, I am NOT sad to have Mike Lowell and NOT sad that we didn't get Teixeira. ...View More...View Less
All I can say is Wow! Im having serious playground flash backs! When does the "nah nah nah nah" and sticking out of tongues start? As for Lowell... Is EVERY player on the team (past present & future) HOF bound? And is that what matters most in a player? Is that the criteria for being on the Red Sox? Lowell might not make Cooperstown... But he does hold the all time highest fielding percentage for a third baseman (as of the end of the 2008 season) and
holds the Red Sox franchise single-season record for most RBIs by a 3rd baseman (2007). So he certainly doesnt suck! Add to that the kind of person he is, and I wouldnt want any one else filling is position until its time for him to retire. And yes! It will be sad to see him go. But NO I will not be crying my eyes out. Teixeria is a Yank now. He clearly stated he never wanted to sign with the Sox. He still had animosity against them for what happened in the draft. And his wife hates Boston (well thats what was said after he signed with the Yanks, its a different story now). Oooo yeah! He's Sox material! ...View More...View Less
Just wanted to let you know that Michael called again and is still waiting for you at their other site...he said that his lap is getting cold and Mary is the only one that keeps it warm enough...I really suggest that if you are going to be one of those posers that "thinks" that you have higher standards that you go and join the others with similar beliefs at that new site..communal living at its finest (don't forget your gun)! ...View More...View Less
Damn Mary, how do you have time to come up with all of these extremely witty "insults"...I thought that the GED comment was directed to me, but with how stupid you are coming off, I am thinking it was more of a goal of your own...well, good luck, and I WILL make you an "I just got my GED" tee shirt.
05/01/2009 1:39 PM
Hey K-Flub -- I'd like to order your last original T-shirt. You know, the one that says "I cried in '86 and when Bean trounces my weak ass on the Top Contributors list." Hope you have at least one left, sure they are oh so popular.
05/01/2009 1:36 PM
Jude -- Better put on your illiterate moron protector, Mr. "Still waiting for that dern GED in the mail so I can apply to Popeye's" is coming to get ya!!!
05/01/2009 1:30 PM
So when is the wedding? It is obvious that Mary and Hippie are having some kind of online romance thing...I am sure that I won't get an invitation but send me the address so I can at least send a gift. Maybe it will be a RSN membership for each of you! Tell Wade that I am sorry..wait, scratch that, it is obviously YOUR loss not his. I hope that the two of you are very happy together. Think of all the good you can do as a couple...you will surely cure world hunger, save babies from burning buildings and accomplish world peace. Congrats again, I wish you both the best! ...View More...View Less
K-Flub -- Shouldn't you be posting your 40 blog of the day? Hate to see you so far behind a 15 year old GIRL on the top contributor list. Start the countdown everyone -- Only a matter of seconds before Mr. Creativity spouts out "Mary" or "Douche." YAWN....
05/01/2009 1:19 PM
You forgot to put "hippy" in there: def: one who thinks that they hold themselves to a higher standard, remains level headed and respectful (even in the face of adversity), but in all reality is just as bad as anyone else and will stoop to lower levels than the people that she is holding herself to a higher standard against. Is also a hyporcite.
05/01/2009 1:13 PM
Anyone who thinks that Mike Lowell is better than Mark Teixeira is absolutely off their damn rocker...that being said, I am FINE with Mike Lowell being here, it is a done deal, we kept Lowell. BUT Mike Lowell is not going to even get consideration for the hall of fame, and if Teixeira continues at the clip that he has been at during his first 7 seasons he will be a LOCK for the hall...so you tell me, WHO IS THE BETTER PLAYER?? Just another group of people that get attached to the player and don't give a damn about the team...what are you all going to do when Tek and Lowell retire...cry yourselves to sleep, I presume. ...View More...View Less
