Just like during prohibition when you take something away from people they will do anything to get what they want so Butchie thinks maybe the Sox took away the big screen TV and X Box in the locker room and while hiding out in the shower from mean uncle bobby V Beckett and Bailey gave themselves a good case of game boy thumb. Me I say what did you expect? This is what we have on this staff. We traded for a pitcher with a history of injury problems that go back to college. A closer who when he is on the mound is as talented as anyone in the game, the problem has always been keeping him on the mound. He has only pitched 90 innings over the past two seasons. Bone Chips, Tommy John, Tendon Issues and now a thumb that he apparently hurt while squeezing a shampoo bottle and now needs a second opinion from a surgeon on, And then there is our number two starter. You know him they guy who we called our ace and Tito has babied for the pats eight years? Now both of them are seeing doctor’s days before opening day. Shocked? I’m not. Beckett is/was having an amazing spring but then like clock work oops I’m hurt, need to go back to Texas. I’m sorry but I think this is Beckett’s lazy ass pouting about not being named the opening day starter, an honor he hasn’t deserved in years but was still handed so he wouldn’t sulk all season long. Personally I am surprised it took this long to come to a head. Between phantom injuries Bobby V the front office getting cheaper by the minute Bud Selig might have to add 3 more wild cards for the sox to make the playoffs.