Myself and a good friend of mine have had an idea of making a personal urinary device that can be used when boozing. It lets you piss anywhere discreetly and without mess. After a bunch of years of talking about it we finally got a group of our friends to put some money up and we got the Whizdom off the ground. Myself being an owner and a user f*&king love the Whizdom. Its convenient and makes any event that more enjoyable.
I used one this weekend at the Martha’s Vineyard Chili Fest and can not tell you how awesome it is. While everyone was waiting in lines for the disgusting porta potties I just walked over to the area outside where everyone smokes, stood in the grass and let it fly. I was talking to a cop the entire time while I was pissing and he didn’t even notice.
I was reaching out to you because I think you and all the Stoolies would find it cool and I would love to let you try it.
Types of Venues its great for are:
Out door concerts
Parades (New england sports Championship parades especially)
and many many more…
Let me know what you think!
What do I think? Honestly? Well if you must know I think it is absolutely the worst invention I?ve ever heard of in my life. No joke. I think it?s that bad. Like let?s forget the fact that the video was confusing as f*&k. Let?s forget the fact you need to thumbtack this thing to your shoe. Let?s forget all that sh*&t. The beauty of being a man is we can piss wherever the f*&k we want. Seriously who waits for a porta potty to take a leak? Like when you?re golfing, hunting, fishing, etc just go into the f*&king woods. This idea is so preposterously bad I got to assume I?m getting trolled. But for some reason I don’t think I am. And the craziest part is that this is so ridiculously stupid I almost want to buy one. What do the Stoolies think? Are these guys even real life?
Vote 1 for I?d buy it and 10 for no chance this is legit.
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